Whyyyy. The world is conspiring to make me a creepy cat lady.
captcha knows whats up
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
Inspired by every student whose told they can’t be an artist because it doesn’t “make enough money”.
A walrus’s reaction after receiving a fish cake for his birthday
Black Obsidian skull with Opal teeth
my mother worries me
mum: why are you so good? you're a 16 year old, you should be doing drugs and hating me
me: I'm running a secret Russian underground drug and prostitution ring
mum: oh thank god
The best are the shirts with sayings:
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing